03/01/2005: "An artform"

I consider myself an artist with a natural gift. I am so good at what I do, I really haven't had to apply myself, it just comes naturally (that natural gift thing). Very few equal my talent and I don't think anyone actually rivals me. Are you appalled by my sheer arrogance? You shouldn't be. What good is a great talent if we don't recognize it for what it is?

Yes, I have elevated procrastination to an artform. I haven't had to work to hone my craft, procrastination just comes naturally...and I simply excel at it. I'm presenting a workshop at the National RWA conference in Reno this year. I received my speaker forms a couple of weeks ago. They were due February 29. Guess what's on my desk to fax this morning, along with a note of apology? Yeah, you know. My accountant automatically files tax extensions each year. He knows. RITA scores are due March 7. You know when those will go out. I bought a book last year on procrastination, but I haven't read it yet (swear to you--that's the truth).

For years I've resented you people who had your Christmas shopping wrapped up before Halloween, writers who turned in books early, citizens who filed taxes in a timely fashion, and travelers who didn't stay up half the night before a trip, packing. It's true that I harbored unkind thoughts about these good people. But envy really doesn't present a pretty face. So, I've decided to embrace my gift. The book on procrastination is now in the box to be donated to the library.

My friend Lee tells me I work best under pressure. It's a good thing.

Jen

Replies: 2 Comments

on Wednesday, March 2nd, Alyssa said

I am a gifted procrastinator too. It's resulted in all kinds of problems, so I'm trying to improve. First, though, I must surf the blog circuit . . .

wink
Alyssa

on Saturday, March 5th, Jen said

LOL! Alyssa. The internet in general and the blog circuit in particular is great for those of us with a tendancy to procrastinate...sort of like turning a drunk loose in a liquor store.

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