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[Previous entry: "Bad Mom Award"] [Next entry: "New Cover"] 06/02/2005: "Old Rockers"
I was doing some major eye-rolling this morning when I read that Rod Stewart, 60, and his latest eye-candy, model girl-friend (I can't remember her name but it doesn't really matter, does it), 34, are expecting...a baby. Come on. Give me a break. Rod was quoted as saying, "Of course, we wanted to start a family as soon as possible." Puh-leeze. Yeah, maybe before senility sets in or he slips on stage and fractures a hip. And is this to add to his collection of 5 kids that he already has? With three other women? I'm not thinking he's making all the soccer games and honor's days at school as it stands. Ya know, if some old guy wants to prove he's got enough jing in his pocket to attract a beautiful woman 26 years younger than he is, more power to him, but couldn't they leave the baby out of it? Replies: 2 Comments on Thursday, June 2nd, Rhonda said
You're a nut! I get such a kick out of your blog, Jen. on Thursday, June 2nd, Jen said
Thank you, darlin'. The nut part--I think that's why we're friends. |
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We're going to be talking...hey, I better save that for the book I'm working on. But wait a minute -- I dont' have the fame or money to hook up with a 20 year old hottie. Dang. Okay, then we'll flip to the other side of the coin. If I hooked up with an 80-year old geezer with a fortune, we're still not talking baby. Ow. Busted again, I don't have the looks to attract the old guy. 
I suppose it's just as well that I'm already hooked up. 
