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02/28/2006: "Hey, Guess What I Found..."
Apparently one of the boys in my daughter's class just discovered his penis. And apparently he felt compelled to share graphic anatomical details with all the girls who sit in nearby desk and were all icked out by him.
Girl: "Mom, he's obsessed with it. That's all he talked about yesterday. He's gross."
Me: "Hmm. Do you suppose he just noticed he has one? Tell him you don't want to hear about his little winky."
Girl: "He's obsessed, Mom."
I didn't have the heart to tell her that he would be for the rest of his life. And guess who just topped the Boys Who Will Never Date The Girl list ....
Replies: 5 Comments
on Tuesday, February 28th, Rhonda said
Poor Girl!!! Yes, this is definitely an early portent of things to come.
on Tuesday, February 28th, kim said
oh wow
on Tuesday, February 28th, Kris Starr said
"he would be for the rest of his life"
Uh... yep. Sad, innit? 
And I agree with you on the "Boys Who Will Not Date The Girl" list. My pen's itching to start writing one... Hehehe.
on Tuesday, February 28th, Barbara said
Wow,
on Wednesday, March 1st, Jen said
List-making 101:
Making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice...wait, that's Santa Claus but I think he's on to something.
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