Wednesday, November 30th
It's That Time
It's that time again...you know...looming deadline...I'm SOOOOO far behind...right back where I swore I wouldn't be last time...time for me to whine about it...misery loves company and I do know at least four other writers in the same boat...I think we should all sign up for group therapy--once the book is finished...my friend Lee reassures me that I always do my best work when I'm in this situation...then this should be bloody brilliant!
In an attempt to approach this optimistically, it occurred to me that things could be worse. I could be Katie Holmes--knocked up by a nut, shadowed by a keeper, and knowing I had to go through child birth without yelling. Yep, I'm in good shape.
Jennifer on 11.30.05 @ 09:37 AM EST [Entry Link] [No Comments]
Monday, November 28th

Thursday, November 24th
5 Tips for a Happy Thanksgiving
For those of you spending the day with family and friends, let me offer a couple of tips on making the day a more smooth, pleasant experience.
1. If you're cooking (either the entire meal or something to take elsewhere) expect to burn it or undercook it. That's right, expect a flop. You know that recipe you've made a thousand times and can prepare flawlessly while you chew gum, vaccuum and address early Christmas cards? It's destined to be a culinary disaster today. Trust me on this. I have plenty of experience ranging from the time I slept through the alarm when I was smoking the turkey--yes, it was along the lines of a petrified turkey, to the time the Gulf shrimp I'd hauled back from the shore and frozen for the occasion thawed out to mush and I had no back-up planned--Waffle House never closes and eggs and grits are darn good when there's no food on the table at home.
2. Expect someone in the family to behave like a heathen and generally cause a scene or maybe even a family feud. There's something about family gatherings at holidays that just brings out the worst in everyone. Some people naively show up anticipating a day of familial harmony and goodwill. Don't fall victim to that delusional expectation. Chuck that sentiment at the door. Someone's gonna show out today. Maybe Cousin Roy's going to announce he's opting for some elective surgery in the upcoming year and henceforth would prefer to be called Rowenna. Aunt Mary could ask Uncle Dave for a divorce while she's passing the peas and carrots. Your sister might inform your parents she's blown her 401K on therapy because they never allowed her to play with Barbie dolls and she's had a helluva time getting in touch with her femininity and they need to reimburse her the therapy expenses. When your spooning up seconds, your dh might opine to the table in general that you should skip the second round since your pants seem a bit tight. (Keep spooning at that point--the tighter the better since he won't be getting anywhere near them for a long time after THAT comment!) You get my drift. Someone's going to open their mouth and upset the apple cart. Know it. Embrace it.
3. Bring a video camera. You can pretend it's to record the wonderful occasion. You and I will know it's to catch the disaster for posterity. You could be sitting on a cool 10K because there are lots of shows that pay for that kind of uncensored video footage. How about America's Most Disastrous Holiday Meals coming to satellite tv soon?
4. Drink before the occasion. Go ahead and knock back a couple of beers or glasses of wine. Heck, mix and match if you want. The key is finding that "just right" spot between taking the edge off the day and taking the edge off your brain. Uh, tread lightly here cause you don't want to be the one spectacling yourself (refer to #2 above). If you feel you've over-fortified yourself for the occasion, for goodness sakes, skip #3. You'll hear about it for the rest of your life, you don't want it recorded in technicolor.
5. This is really just a summary of the above, but expect chaos and a disaster. Mentally prepare for the worst. Take those expectations and see just how low you can go. Alrighty now, anything above that will make for a fabulous day!
Seriously, Happy Thanksgiving. I wish you a peaceful, joyful occasion wherever you are and however you spend your day.
Jen
Jennifer on 11.24.05 @ 09:02 AM EST [Entry Link] [4 Comments]

Wednesday, November 23rd

Tuesday, November 22nd
Martha Stewart Doesn't Live Here
Okay, someone asked me this morning on the phone what I had planned for Thanksgiving dinner. Actually, I haven't given it any thought, but I was too embarrassed to admit it (this particular woman loves to cook and she lays out this huge spread) so I just made up a menu on the spot. But, it sounded pretty good once I made it up so we'll probably run with it. LOL! Wouldn't Martha just shudder over my lack of domestic goddessness?
Actually, instead of writing tons of pages yesterday as I'd planned, I wound up laying on the couch all afternoon, feverish and nauseous. I wasn't too sure that we wouldn't be eating out on Thanksgiving depeding on how long I was sick. Fortunately, I almost never get sick and when I do, don't stay sick for long. Still not up to eating today, but I'm upright and at my computer.
The Girl said this morning, "Gosh, mom, for your age you're really healthy." Ya know, I should definitely smack that kid more.
Jennifer on 11.22.05 @ 11:59 AM EST [Entry Link] [No Comments]

Monday, November 21st
Perfect Writing Day
It's overcast and raining. Pavarotti is performing La Boheme on the cd player. I have my tea. Perfect writing day. Here's hoping I get lots of pages done today. Let's put it this way...I NEED to get lots of pages done today.
Jennifer on 11.21.05 @ 09:53 AM EST [Entry Link] [2 Comments]
Sunday, November 20th

Thursday, November 17th
Wasting Time, Money, and Opportunity
Today is a monumental waste of time and money. I have a final follow-up MRI and visit with my doctor from my leg surgery last year. Between traffic and waiting and being seen, it will tie up my day from noon until, well, if I hit Atlanta rush-hour coming home it could be quite late. I've rescheduled this three times already. Aside from the fact that my portion of this bill is going to be a couple of hundred dollars, there's the fact that my doctor is one of, possilbe the best, in the southeast when it comes to orthopaedic oncology. I feel guilty sucking up one of this time slots when there are people out there with real problems who could be using that appointment--who NEED that appointment. Me? I'm fine. I know I'm fine. However, when I mentioned to my husband that I should just cancel altogether he looked at me as if I'd sprouted a third eye. Guess not. So, I suppose I'm committed to blowing an entire afternoon and a couple hundred dollars and squandering a talented surgeon's appointment time.
Jennifer on 11.17.05 @ 06:40 AM EST [Entry Link]

Tuesday, November 15th

Thursday, November 10th

Thursday, November 3rd
Name Change
I'm so psyched. I'm not exactly going to change my name, but I'm going to add to it. My mother didn't give me a middle name. Half the people she knew called her by her first name, half called her by her middle name and it was always confusing. She found the same to be true with my two older brothers, so by the time I came along, she decided for simplicity's sake to only give me one name.
In high school I tried to adopt a middle name but it was fairly complicated--or perhaps it wasn't that complicated but it seemed that way to me at sixteen. So, I dropped it.
Then, I was emailing with some buddies the other day about names and it occurred to me that there was certainly nothing stopping me now to adopting a middle name. So, I plan to welcome 2006 with my new name. I'm going to give myself a couple of weeks to mull it over and then do it. 
It's not as if I expect anyone to call me by this name, but I'll have it. I mentioned it to my mom and she was cool with it and I think it's totally awesome I get to name myself--not a child or a pet, but me. 
BTW, at sixteen I wanted to be Jennifer Anastasia (you know, the surviving Romanov princess--not that I aspired to grandeur or anything :laugh . Lots of water's passed under my bridge since then. I'm not a Jennifer Anastasia. But it'll be fun to work on.
The Girl, after her initial surprise, thinks it's interesting. My husband just looked at me and shook his head, laughing. He thinks I'm kind of nutty and I could tell he thought it was just one more incident of me...well, being me. But, exactly who that is remains to be determined....
Jennifer on 11.03.05 @ 06:10 AM EST [Entry Link]

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